My 10 year old and I were talking the other day as we meandered through the grocery store aisles.
M: Mom, I REALLY want to prank my teacher on April Fool's Day, but she says we're not in school on April 17th.
Me: (Long, drawn out, dead silence ... )
Me: (Bursting into laughter ... ) Honey, your teacher already pranked you. April Fool's Day is April 1st.
M: AWWWW, MAN!!!